From the Couch Hole: You Never Let Me Down Before
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week during the night of the owl, Batman begins the family plot. The dark side of genius is just the way your are with your Pringles.
From the Couch Hole: Cool As the Water Melting from the Winter Snows
By Shawn Bourdo |
Remember, FTCH is just like you like it.
From the Couch Hole: When Rainy Nights Are Soft with Tears
By Shawn Bourdo |
The week the body in the library was a sleeping murder of my lagan love. The trigger was a boyhood of lemon and herb chips.
Book Review: Family Movie Night Menus: Recipes & Films for Unforgettable Times Together by Leonard Maltin & Jessie Maltin
By Shawn Bourdo |
Leonard and Jessie Maltin pair twenty-five family films with 25 recipes inspired by those films for a delicious combination.
From the Couch Hole: And I’m Gettin’ to Know Myself a Little Bit Better
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week long story short, to stand by me for eternity you’ll have to keep pushin’ the Mott’s apple cinnamon zodiac sign.
From the Couch Hole: But You and Me Ain’t No Movie Stars
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Kassa was killing faith of you and I. The undertone was that it was tu mama tambien. Cherry sakura brought the stuf of doom.
From the Couch Hole: Until the TV’s Dead and Gone
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week, wolf of Wall Street says “I never cry ‘murder ahoy’ in the Pitt.” It wasn’t the same Pitt as F1-Pitt with his Cool Ranch Ruffles.
From the Couch Hole: Fast As Wheels Can Turn
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Hamnet was driving with R.J. Decker when there was a murder most foul from a cheesy blast that there had to be a closed casket.
From the Couch Hole: It’s Not What You Thought When You First Began It
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the nouvelle was vague about the murder at the gallop. The secret agent will have to wise up because we is us and Pringles are smoky.
From the Couch Hole: Just Called to Say Hello
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Frankenstein from 1923 says hello again when he calls on the black phone. The smashing machine creates smoky cheddar chips.
From the Couch Hole: I Did All My Best to Smile
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we say welcome to Derry with the song of the siren. The train dreams of the ballad of Wallis Island and of cookie dough Oreos.
From the Couch Hole: Ooh, It’s Hard on the Man
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week at the Bone Temple you should send help for this woman’s work is never done on the Muppet Show because of vertigo and bacon chips.
From the Couch Hole: When Your Day Is Long
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week, one battle after another brought the family together for a right and proper goodbye.
From the Couch Hole: Change Your Heart, Look Around You
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week murder, she said, about the seven dials mystery. Everybody’s got to learn sometime about the monogram murders and Cinnamon Pebbles.
From the Couch Hole: When I’m Feeling Slow, You Gimme Rock ‘n Roll
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week I got the Brasher doubloon while I watched the Christmas invasion from the high window with time to kill for cake bites.
From the Couch Hole: A Tender Blade of New Green Grass
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Marty Supreme was in his adolescence where seasons come, seasons go until it’s time to get Shorty and some Skittles Gummies Fuego.
From the Couch Hole: Won’t You Take Me Back to School
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week there are stranger things than the darker than amber voice shining against the dreadful lemon sky with naked Doritos.
From the Couch Hole: Best of the Rest 2025 – The Days Grow Short, the Nights Are Gone
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week is the catch-all of Best Of Lists, covering the ephemera left off the previous two. I think of this as a shelter from the storm.
From the Couch Hole: Best of Streaming/TV 2025 – Marshmallows Are for Team Players
By Shawn Bourdo |
The Best of Streaming Television list was made by my outie, but I think my innie would have a similar opinion of Severance and Pluribus.
From the Couch Hole: Best of Film 2025 – This Might Get Unpleasant… Or More Unpleasant
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we focus on the best of film for 2025 (and a bonus look at 1975). Movies seen and unseen are ranked along with trailers.
From the Couch Hole: And Ice Cream Castles in the Air
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we say “Wake up, dead man.” and examine both sides now. Poker face has a close encounter with naked Doritos on the social network.
From the Couch Hole: You Can Look at the Menu, but You Just Can’t Eat
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the wicked sorcerer was caught stealing banana caramel Cheerios. Police said no one is to blame that it was spirited away.
From the Couch Hole: I Hear You Calling, but I Can’t Come Home Right Now
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Beth, the materialist, met a nice Indian boy. The rule of Jenny Pen is that the unquiet dead love cinnamon pistachios.
From the Couch Hole: Start Living for the Moment
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week on the road to Omaha, the running man found love so right. The companion brought the works of man and creamy vanilla Coke.
The Searchers 4K UHD Review: He Had to Find Her
By Shawn Bourdo |
This film checks off every box of a top-tier film.
From the Couch Hole: And If You Want, Then Start to Laugh
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Rocky has a return to innocence of happy days when he goes back to the future to experience a hot cocoa life.
From the Couch Hole: The World Has Only One Sweet Moment Set Aside for Us
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Bugonia lived beyond the heart in a house of dynamite. They might not get out because who wants to live forever.
From the Couch Hole: You’re Gonna Hear Me on Your Radio
By Shawn Bourdo |
The week we say welcome to Derry where it’s the end of the world as we know it. Honey don’t harden my heart for Demongorgon Crunch.
From the Couch Hole: I’ve Got to Know What You’re Doin’
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the silent phone is caused by the ghoul and the substance that came with your love, which might have been buffalo wings.
Book Review: Peanuts Every Sunday: 1952-1955: Paperback Edition by Charles M. Schulz
By Shawn Bourdo |
An American treasure.
From the Couch Hole: Moving Through the Doorway of a Nation
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the situation at the deep red chair company was a order to bring her back. They thought that meant Mothra and Reese’s Oreos.
7 Women Blu-ray Review: Seven Who Defied What No Man Dared
By Shawn Bourdo |
This isn’t John Ford’s best, but it’s worth further discussion instead of being treated as an afterthought in his filmography.
From the Couch Hole: One Half Won’t Do
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the dream on becoming a guinea fowl was safe with the Stepford wives. It’s my life from highest to lowest with sweet onions.
From the Couch Hole: Shut Your Eyes and Think of Somewhere
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week shut your eyes and do you dream of electric sheep or the trilogy of terror? Get smart like Ultraman and grab the Cheesy Buffalo Dip.
From the Couch Hole: I’ll Wait Out of Time with You in My Heart
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the rhythm divine comes on the long walk. The trial of the Time Lord sent the monkey on to the road to Gandolfo with Enid cereal.
From the Couch Hole: Every Day Is an Endless Train
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the legend of the Ochi was all about looking out for #1. Get smart about Godzilla vs King Ghidorah vs. Kettle Cooked All Dressed.
The Next Best of Robert Redford
By Shawn Bourdo |
These are the ones that exist on the fringe of greatness and will give you a little cache when you compare them to his best films.
From the Couch Hole: When It’s All Too Late, It’s All Too Late
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the sign o’ the times was that there was a change to the happy days. The clue was when jaws ate the apple pie ala mode Oreos.
From the Couch Hole: Show Me a River That’s So Deep
By Shawn Bourdo |
The week the opus is sweet love of toffee creamer. At terminus the weapons of ice cream sundaes say “Farewell, my lovely.”
Book Review: Jaws: Memories From Martha’s Vineyard (Rev. and Updated) by Matt Taylor
By Shawn Bourdo |
A coffee table book for those afraid to go in the water.
From the Couch Hole: You Can’t Say What You Don’t Know
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we start at square one with Shin Godzilla on Alien Earth. The hard truths are that timecop brought us strong berry Fudge Stripes.
From the Couch Hole: Are You the One You Want to Be?
By Shawn Bourdo |
The week the decision to leave was made and then the Commodores said, “Hold on.” It was farewell, my lovely, to the bear and awesome sauce.
From the Couch Hole: And You’re the Only One Who Knows
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week there are happy days with chili crisp chips. And so it goes that sinners will never flinch or there will be blood.
From the Couch Hole: And I Was in Crazy Motion
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week in ‘Salem’s Lot there was something so right on Sunset Boulevard. The incredible theft was the drop of Hershey’s Bark.
Donovan’s Reef Blu-ray Review: Wild, Wayne, and Wonderful!
By Shawn Bourdo |
The reason to buy this disc is ultimately for the incredible transfer.
From the Couch Hole: Breathless Drive on a Downtown Street
By Shawn Bourdo |
The week, if you think you know how to love me, you’ll bring chili cheese fries chips. The first steps towards the big sleep is mango tango.
From the Couch Hole: Deep Waters Flow, Out to the Sea
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Superman has one Summer dream of a double sin in the triangle of Rhodes. One sin was lime cucumber chips in Eddington.
From the Couch Hole: Did They Get You to Trade Your Heroes for Ghosts?
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week there was a long goodbye at the Institute. Then 28 years later at Jurassic World we wish you were here with honey butter chips.
From the Couch Hole: Can You Feel The Light Shine?
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week I’ll be your song in Manchester by the Sea if you bring twisted queso chips. Parthenope is on the third floor with the parasite.
From the Couch Hole: Summer Breeze and Brilliant Light
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the Bear promised you a miracle. But 28 weeks later, the Brutalist shows up at the Tender Bar for Beer Can Chicken.
















































