From the Couch Hole: You’ve Got to Put on That Party Dress
By Shawn Bourdo |
The week the American refugee is on the causeway to watch Mary Jane’s last dance. The old school night is board games with tavern pizza.
Hanna-Barbera Double Feature: Scooby-Doo! and the Witch’s Ghost / Scooby-Doo! and the Alien Invaders Blu-ray Review
By Shawn Bourdo |
These films are important entries into the made-for-television Scooby-Doo! franchise.
From the Couch Hole: The World Survives Into Another Day
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week there was an Amityville awakening for frosted chocolate cake cereal. The Aliens and Predators are wondering where the lions are.
From the Couch Hole: I Get Up and Nothin’ Gets Me Down
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we speak no evil about the bad monkey. The alien resurrection makes us jump, and we sing sing about the Infinite Swirl.
From the Couch Hole: I Can’t Believe It’s Real
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the aliens three were sharper because of fudge stripe cookies. The cuckoo was lost without your love on a sunny day.
From the Couch Hole: Facing Our Fear and Standing Out There Alone
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we celebrate a higher love with a freedom fusion of Hellcats and aliens. Didi is at a point break over the books that you must read
From the Couch Hole: Don’t Need No Credit Card to Ride This Train
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Deadpool and Wolverine catch up with the chaser and there’s no surrender to the power of love. The alien sings a power ballad.
From the Couch Hole: Pay No Mind to What They Say
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we take a liberty chill with longlegs, but our lips are sealed. He’s in refrigerators, but love lies bleeding next to carnitas.
From the Couch Hole: Slow Down You’re Doing Fine
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Maxxxine travels from Vienna to the United States of Tara on Planet Janet. There was a kill ordered for s’mores and churros.
From the Couch Hole: And All My Words Would Just Fall Out of Line
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Logan is in a quiet place with the bear. There’s a kind of kindness that comes straight from the heart with fruity pebbles.
From the Couch Hole: I’ll Never Find a Better Prize
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week it was the night of the Sentinels with Deadpool and Wolverine together in electric dreams. The children of dune ate loaded Eggos.
From the Couch Hole: It’s Time to Bring This Ship Into the Shore
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we can’t fight the feeling that Deadpool likes the Police. It was Tuesday and we learned the origin of Wolverine and pickle ketchup.
Book Review: Mark Twain’s War Prayer, Illustrated by Seymour Chwast
By Shawn Bourdo |
Mark Twain skewers the inherent doom of patriotism in his War Prayer story that is given a new life by the illustrations by Seymour Chwast.
From the Couch Hole: Keep the Vampires from Your Door
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the Ferrari is fueled by the power of love, fully loaded with Eggos. Purple rain is falling in a quiet place during a crime story.
From the Couch Hole: Good Times for a Change
By Shawn Bourdo |
The week Furiosa meet the Idea Man and they say, “Please let me get what I want.” That turns out to be birthday cake and Burger King.
From the Couch Hole: Or a Man Who Makes Potions in a Travelin’ Show
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we play your song on the Fury Road. I saw the TV glow in a quiet place because endings are hard like Cool Ranch pretzels.
From the Couch Hole: Where Do We Go Now?
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Madame Web is the sweet child o’ mine. The ring of terror is beyond Thunderdome for the Kingdome of the Planet of the Apes.
From the Couch Hole: If There’s Anything That You Want
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the Earth Mama became a road warrior to adopt a highway. From me to you there’s a ghostwatch for garlic parmesan pretzels.
From the Couch Hole: I Follow the Night
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Mad Max says “One day I’ll fly away.” The house on the bayou is stocked with Red Bull and Pepsi Peach by the Sympathizer.
From the Couch Hole: I’ll Book Myself Into a Soul Asylum
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we go for a night swim in our town and we feel half a world away with our fiery mangoes and our Sprite chill with the Shogun.
From the Couch Hole: All My Little Plans and Schemes
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the 13th apostle was a sympathizer for the war for the planet of the apes. There was real love for creamy coconut Dr. Pepper.
3 Godfathers (1948) Blu-ray Review: Director John Ford in Living Color
By Shawn Bourdo |
John Ford brings the viewer 3 Godfathers and a little man in Technicolor. It’s an important story of redemption that still works today.
From the Couch Hole: Sat by the River and It Made Me Complete
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week there is a civil war over the best short-lived television series ever. The Martian chronicles from somewhere only we know.
From the Couch Hole: The Calendar on Your Wall Was Ticking the Days Off
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the dream scenario is a rise of the planet of the apes. The shogun says “Tomorrow is tomorrow but today is the day with Takis.”
From the Couch Hole: Time Can Erase the Things We Said
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we break out the VHS of Spring Breakers eating Churro Oreos at Bob’s Burgers. The won’t hold us back from the Mtn Dew Point Break.
From the Couch Hole: In This Life I’ve Seen Everything I Can See
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the mysterious stranger asks “Do ya want some Laguna Baja Lemonade? Do ya?” The ghostbusters were called to Skull Island too.
From the Couch Hole: We Can All Get Together and Ease Up Our Mind
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the Shogun of Star Island served two masters, Godzilla and Kong, with some late night sizzlin’ chesse burgers and string cheese.
From the Couch Hole: Beautiful Faces and Loud, Empty Places
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Venom said, “Let there be carnage,” and Morbius replied, “Give them the best of my love.” “And sour dirt gummy worms,” said Spade.
From the Couch Hole: Same Old Show, In a Different Town, On Another Time
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Anjin-san is wishing you were here on Dune with the blade runner. There’s an arrival of chocomania and hot honey.
From the Couch Hole: Good Things in Life Take a Long Time
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week there is war and peace inside Llewlyn Davis. He’s been searchin’ so long for Coca-Cola spice and honey that is hot.
From the Couch Hole: So Glad That You’re Here Again
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the purple thunder on Dune rumbled the midnite cruiser.The Lord of Light was also the color of purple during the NASA moon landing.
Book Review: John Ford (Revised and Expanded) by Joseph McBride and Michael Wilmington
By Shawn Bourdo |
Like a stagecoach crossing the West, this tome traverses the long and varied career of John Ford with intelligent and critical insight.
From the Couch Hole: Looking from a Window Above
By Shawn Bourdo |
Only you made a trip to Dune to investigate a murder at the end of the world. The black and white Oreos said “You hurt my feelings.”
From the Couch Hole: All the Lights Are Changing Green to Red
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we are in Babylon from May to December with Jim Dandy. In our past lives we can’t help falling in love with Dr. No and his Space Dunk.
From the Couch Hole: I’ve Been So Many Places In My Life And Time
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week the little women from the night country sing a song for you. The poor things are believers in Japanese BBQ and vampires.
From the Couch Hole: Watch Out, Take Care
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Barbie is brave and bold as the rabbit hunter so beware of darkness. The cheetos are turkey and the goldfish are cheddar.
From the Couch Hole: Just Like a Song in Days of Yore
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we go back to 2001 with Monsieur Spade and a girl like you. There’s a flower moon at the Einstein Interaction with frosted bunches.
From the Couch Hole: We Could Steal Time, Just for One Day
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we give the holdovers our best iron claw on Dune. We can be heroes and eat all the American Hot Wings. At least I want to believe.
From the Couch Hole: Best of the Rest 2023 – You Can Burn The Midnight Oil With Me
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week you get the best of the rest as Holly brings the cherry cordial, and the medicated goo. Don’t you worry about a thing.
From the Couch Hole: Best of TV/Streaming 2023 – Every Day Here Is the Freakin’ Super Bowl
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week we turn our attention to the best of television and streaming. There’s a beef with the bear that makes this a holiday to remember.
From the Couch Hole: Best of Film 2023 – I Still Don’t Understand What the Play Is About
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week starts the Best of 2023 series of lists. The movie lists take you to Asteroid City with Oppenheimer and we’re showing up.
From the Couch Hole: With a Pretty Girl Dancin’ to Jug Band Music
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week there’s a jug band Christmas party barbeque at the castle in the sky. The boy and the heron are still in the valley of the wind.
From the Couch Hole: We’ve Got Good Vibes
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week is a toasty vanilla combination of Godzilla and the Muppets. Gojira shouts “We’re the best of buddies.” to his Reese’s Big Cup.
From the Couch Hole: Pulling the Puzzles Apart
By Shawn Bourdo |
The week there is some coldplay with the cherry cordial ice cream. Napoleon and the scientist meet the boogeyman for a duel.
From the Couch Hole: How Long It’s Been Since Yesterday
By Shawn Bourdo |
The week Holly is one of the warriors who offers poems, prayers and promises. The long riders and the Muppets deliver the cheesy pizza remix.
From the Couch Hole: Softly Through the Shadow of the Evening Sun
By Shawn Bourdo |
This week Priscilla sings us a lullaby that’s a horse’s tale. It turns out to be a cure and a curse much like the Cheeto’s pretzels.