Mark Buckingham

Doesn’t live up to the original, barely can stand on its own.

What would you do be willing to do for six million dollars?

I’d rather work out than watch it again.

It’s an okay flick as long as you know what you’re getting.

It’s so good until it suddenly isn’t.

A powerful story of determination and redemption, and how sometimes bad things happen to good people.

It’s a fun horror comedy shout-out to nerds, with a modicum of cheesy moments.

A time warp back to the late ’80s for a cheesy horror romp with the stars of yesteryear.

A good idea spoiled with pretentiousness.

Doesn’t take many risks or push the boundaries of established canon, but for franchise fans, it’s still worth picking up.

The definitive behind-the-scenes for the Nightmare franchise gets the HD treatment.

The smart bet is not to watch.

A trip worth taking.

I sat through this whole ungodly atrocity so you don’t have to.

A truly classic Vincent Price creature feature.

It’s like a cross between Team America: World Police and Legend or The Neverending Story.

WWII zombie monstrosities done right.

A buckets-of-blood throwback to classic horror.

Spend a little while with the unusual yet familiar psyches of strip club patrons and the man who gives them soap.

Your doubts will be challenged.

Hopkins shines as the master of suspense.

An enjoyable but flawed thriller.

A solid kung fu coming-of-age flick.

This unlikely character-driven noir flick delivers a solid cast and production, and in an all new format.

Nice whimsical fantasy that trips on its shoelaces a bit trying to figure out what it wants to be.

A valiant effort at a tricky sub-genre, but doesn’t quite hit all the right notes.

Apatow continues the Knocked Up saga with a funny and touching look at life at the end of your 30s.

It could have at least been funny. Instead it just ended up being bad.

Still stands as one of the classics.

One of the most untamed parts of the world, revealed in all its fury and tenderness.

Despite a strong cast, the intertwining stories are thin and uninteresting.

I watched it so you wouldn’t have to.

Great ensemble cast — if only they had a little more of a story to tell.

This prank call goes horribly wrong.

Gritty and tense, it does almost everything I want a cop drama to do.

If I wanted pointless twists, I’d have eaten a plate of rotini pasta.

Follows the formulas and cliches of action and horror, but never gives any reason to stick with it.

It’s an amusing, offensive, complete waste of time with a ridiculous premise — everything that cheesy action/zombie movies are supposed to be.

The story doesn’t warrant the cast it garnered.

Serves as an example of what a horror movie can be if you replace gore and fancy effects with tension and storytelling.

A person who won’t watch this movie has no advantage over one who can’t watch it.

I’m pretty sure nobody involved with this project knew what they were doing.

What’s that, guv’nah? A good British mystery movie? I say!

This take on the franchise atones for the sins of the live-action movie, takes a nomadic approach to character introduction, and tells a much-needed mature and interesting story along the way.

Just as shallow as porn, but with far fewer sexy bits.

Broken Lizard antics mixed with what would otherwise be another typical chick flick? I’m in.

Human progress has given us some fantastic tools and technology, but that same development threatens our continued existence on this planet.

Convincing effects can’t cover up a thin story with some judicious liberties taken, but it’s still a fun ride.