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Delicatessen 4K UHD Review: The Most Romantic Cannibal Horror Film Ever Made

Set in a post-apocalyptic France where jobs are scarce, food is scarcer, and currency is made of grain, Delicatessen, the ...
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Paddington 2 4K UHD Review: Great, Goofy Fun

Paddington 2 is a live-action/animated comedy directed by Paul King and written by King and Simon Farnaby. It is based ...
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The Nice Guys 4K UHD Review: The Best Buddy Cop Movie in Years

Shane Black’s The Nice Guys was one of those films that took a giant swing, and audiences – for some ...
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Venom (1981) 4K UHD Review: No Spider-Man Here, Just Deadly Snakes

Tobe Hooper was originally set to direct Venom. It is unclear exactly when he backed out. It was far enough ...
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Trick or Treat (1986) 4K UHD Review: Definitely a Treat

Eddie Weinbauer (Marc Price), or Ragman to his friends (I should write "friend" in the singular because he only has ...
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My Girl 4K UHD Review: She’s Got Sunshine on a Cloudy Day

Getting old is weird. Beyond the failing eyesight and heightened blood pressure, the utter confusion of who anyone is at ...
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Amadeus 4K UHD Review: A Fight at the Opera

Milos Forman’s Amadeus is a fictional account of the relationship between two exceptional composers, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Tom Hulce) and ...
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Constantine 4K UHD Review: God’s a Kid with an Ant Farm

Constantine, the directorial debut of Francis Lawrence (I Am Legend, most of The Hunger Games series), stars Keanu Reeves as ...
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Steven Wilson: Home Invasion: In Concert at the Royal Albert Hall 4K UHD Review

It's probably too much to say Steven Wilson single-handedly saved prog rock for the 21st century. Any musical movement is ...
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Conclave 4K UHD Review: Electing A Pope Has Never Been This Thrilling

I grew up in the Church of Christ. That's about as polar opposite of the Catholic Church as you can ...
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Seven 4K UHD Review: An Upgrade Worth (Serial) Killing For

I've been fascinated with serial killers since I first watched The Silence of the Lambs in 1991. Actually, I think ...
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The Talk of the Town 4K UHD Review: Bromance Before Romance

Cary Grant is the biggest star in this 1942 comedy classic, but he’s just one part of a lead trio ...
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Paris, Texas Criterion Collection 4K UHD Review: Sundown

There is a quiet, lingering beauty to Wim Wenders’ Paris, Texas (winner of the 1984 Palme D’Or). And once it ...
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The Searchers 4K UHD Review: “I Figure on Gettin’ Myself Un-surrounded”

John Ford’s The Searchers, written by Frank S. Nugent, is based on the novel of the same name by Alan ...
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Rock ‘n’ Roll High School 4K UHD Review: Do Your Parents Know You’re Ramones?

Allan Arkush’s Rock ‘n’ Roll High School stars P. J. Soles as Riff Randell, a high school student who is ...
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The Terminator 4K UHD Review: Tech Noir

The Terminator (1984; dir. James Cameron) is a suspenseful, A-tier B-movie—a “tech noir” crafted with cunning and care by a ...
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The Block Island Sound 4K UHD Review: Something in the Water

You do not want your parents to succumb to the indignity of senescence. To lose their personalities to dementia, and ...
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The Addiction 4K UHD Review: Vampires, Philosophy, and More Vampires

The Addiction is about vampires. The Addiction is about evil and how it is connected to the human condition. The ...
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Demolition Man 4K UHD Review: Frozen Ass-Kickers Against the Future

Sylvester Stallone is the good guy. He's the cop who does what the other cops won’t. He wears a beret, ...
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Galaxy Quest 4K UHD Steelbook Review: It Never Gave Up

Galaxy Quest does the neat trick of being both a satire of TV sci-fi, and an excellent sci-fi story itself. ...
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North by Northwest 4K UHD Review: A Masterpiece in Ultra High Definition

Like thousands of people across the nation, I had a heated argument with my family over Thanksgiving. We did not ...
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Aguirre, the Wrath of God 4K UHD Review: Herzog, The Beauty of a Filmmaker

A line of men snakes their way down a mountain, single-file like ants. Some are soldiers all decked out in ...
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Little Women (1994) 4K UHD Review: Little Women, Big Hearts, A Gorgeous New Transfer

My wife and I sometimes laugh about how very similar and yet somehow completely different our lives were growing up. ...
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The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari 4K UHD Review: A Silent Masterpiece Like You’ve Never Seen It Before

I am a great lover of classic film noir and Italian giallo. Any discussion of those genres inevitably leads to ...
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Drag Me to Hell 4K UHD Review: Raimi Returns to Horror

Sam Raimi, renowned horror movie director, has never been a major fan of horror movies. The Evil Dead creator only ...
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 4K UHD Review: Surprisingly Fresh for a Dead Guy

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice feels like it should be a disaster. It's a sequel to a nearly 40-year-old film that had a ...
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Bill & Ted’s Most Triumphant Trilogy Review: “Sorry. They Melvined Me.”

Shout! Studios has released Bill & Ted’s Triumphant Trilogy (4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray), including Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, ...
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space 4K UHD Review: They Aren’t Klowning Around

I like to imagine the Chiodo Brothers, writers, directors, and producers of Killer Klowns from Outer Space, were sitting around ...
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American Movie 4K UHD Review: Film, Family, and Alcohol Abuse

In its bare outline, American Movie is a documentary about a striving filmmaker. In the telling, it’s about addiction, family ...
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A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) 4K UHD Review: A Dream Release

John Carpenter didn't invent the slasher genre with Halloween in 1978 but he certainly popularized it and solidified the formula. ...
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Torso 4K UHD Review: ‘The Bodies Bear Traces of Carnal Violence’

Torso (1973; dir. Sergio Martino) is pure, unfiltered giallo—a movie drenched in blood, nudity, and unapologetic sleaze. It’s rough around ...
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The Strangers (2008) 4K UHD Review: Remarkably Taut Suspense Thriller

The basic outline of The Strangers is absolutely nothing new: bad guys attack people in a house. Doesn't go well. ...
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Friday the 13th (2009) 4K UHD Review: Remake Exceeds Low Expectations

The most famous visual of Friday the 13th is Jason Voorhees in a hockey mask. But Jason wasn't the villain ...
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The Chronicles of Riddick 4K UHD Review: An Unexpected Expanded Treasure

Pitch Black did not seem like a movie that deserved a sequel. It was a serviceable action-horror sci-fi picture that ...
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Game Night 4K UHD Review: Game of Life Offers Monopoly of Laughs

Co-directed by John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein, Game Night is a comedy-kidnap-caper film starring Jason Bateman and Rachel McAdams ...
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High Crime (1973) 4K UHD Review: The Italian Connection

Made during the infamous Italian Years of Lead (a decades-long period of political turmoil and heavy street violence), High Crime ...
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Black Mass (2015) 4K UHD Review: Government-Approved Gangsterism

Gangster movies tend to hang on loyalty. Gangs tend to hang on loyalty. The lower thugs not giving up their ...
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IF 4K UHD Review: The Opposite of a Magical Adventure

John Krasinski directed, co-wrote, and co-starred in 2018’s dark thriller A Quiet Place. In 2020, Krasinski wrote and directed A ...
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The Lady from Shanghai 4K UHD Review: Twisty, Twisted Noir Classic

Except maybe Citizen Kane, everything Orson Welles directed has a kind of asterisk by its name. However good the movie ...
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Demons & Demons 2 4K UHD Review: Completely Bonkers in the Best Possible Way

From his debut film, The Bird with the Crystal Plumage, in 1970 to Opera, his last great film, made in ...
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Risky Business Criterion Collection Review: Introducing Tom Cruise and Guido the Killer Pimp

Written and directed by Paul Brickman, 1983’s Risky Business turned Tom Cruise into a superstar. And it isn’t just dancing ...
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The Case of the Bloody Iris 4K UHD Review: A Typically Stylish Giallo

The Case of the Bloody Iris exemplifies the appeal of the giallo completely. Giallo is the Italian precursor to the ...
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Team America: World Police 4K UHD Review: Pulls the Right Strings

From Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of the long-running TV series South Park (328 episodes between 1997 - ...
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South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut 4K UHD Review: Still Funny but Aging Rapidly

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, directed by Trey Parker, and written by Parker, Matt Stone, and Pam Brady, is ...
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Chinatown 4K UHD Review: Noir Gold; or “The point is, the girl dies”

As a masterpiece, Chinatown needed its two main creators, screenwriter Robert Towne (who won the movie’s sole Oscar) and director ...
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One from the Heart: Reprise 4K UHD Review: Coppola’s Folly Redeemed?

After the Godfather films, Francis Ford Coppola went from disaster to disaster. Apocalypse Now is the famous problematic film… but ...
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space 4K UHD Review: The Bloody Circus Comes to Town

Killer Klowns from Outer Space, written, directed, produced, and starring the Chiodo Brothers (pronounced kee-oh-do) is a comedy/action/horror movie that ...
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Peter Gabriel: Back to Front 4K UHD Review: Old Dog, New Tricks

Artists touring old albums has been, since about the mid '00s, seemingly how they make their money. It's hard to ...
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Once Upon a Time in the West 4K UHD Review: Weird West

In Once Upon a Time in the West (1969; dir. Sergio Leone), a just-widowed beauty, Jill McBain (Claudia Cardinale); a ...
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The Crow: 30th Anniversary Edition (1994) 4K UHD Steelbook Review: Grim Classic Adaptation Returns

There's no getting around Brandon Lee's death when discussing The Crow. An actor's death during the production or release of ...
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