Posts Tagged ‘bad’
Grave Images Blu-ray Review: A Low Budget “Tales from the Crypt” Knock-Off
its 86 minutes of cliches and tired tales.
Read MoreBoris Karloff Collection DVD Review: Viva Karloff! These Four Movies Not So Much
Not to be confused with The Boris Karloff Collection this Boris Karloff Collection is highly forgettable overall.
Read MoreBigfoot or Bust Blu-ray Review: It’s Busty Alright
I was indeed amused for a bit and I’m just saying, Bigfoot, you deserve better, buddy.
Read MoreTrapped Alive Blu-ray Review: An ’80s Hodgepodge of Horror Tropes That Collapses Fast
Trapped Alive misses the mark by trying to be and do too much while somehow doing nearly nothing at all.
Read MoreMonstrosity (1987) / Weirdo: The Beginning (1989) Blu-rays Review: Why? WHY?
Garagehouse Pictures releases a pair of awful horror obscurities which may either induce vomiting, blindness, or death, depending on how lucky you are.
Read MoreThe Real McCoy (1993) Blu-ray Review: Dammit, Kim!
Kino Lorber places Russell Mulcahy’s heist stinker starring Kim Basinger and Val Kilmer on display for you to give or take.
Read MoreCabin Boy (1994) Blu-ray Review: Still Floating After All These Years
Kino Lorber bravely launches a Special Edition release for one of the most hated films of the mid ’90s.
Read MoreColor of Night (1994) Blu-ray Review: Color Me Bad for Enjoying It So
Kino Lorber reminds us how great bad ’90s erotic thrillers were with this two-disc Special Edition set featuring both the Theatrical and Director’s Cuts.
Read MoreA Strange Adventure (1956) Blu-ray Review: An Unremarkable Thriller
Young Nick Adams highlights this entertainingly cheapo Republic Pictures crime flick, now available from Kino Lorber Studio Classics.
Read MoreTiger by the Tail (1970) Blu-ray Review: The Lyons’ Tiger’s a Bear, Oh My
Christopher George, Tippi Hedren, Charo, and a lot of wood paneling star in this odd little thriller from Kino Lorber Studio Classics.
Read MoreGodmonster of Indian Flats Blu-ray Review: Please, Don’t Act So Sheepish
The American Genre Film Archive and Something Weird Video present something so delightfully awful, it’ll leave you ecstatically screaming “Ewe!”
Read MoreThe Martian Chronicles (1980) Blu-ray Review: Is There Life on Mars?
Kino Lorber Studio Classics blasts off into the crazy surreal cosmos of this sci-fi miniseries.
Read MoreJack the Giant Killer (1962) Blu-ray Review: The Original Mockbuster
Kino Lorber Studio Classics debuts the infamous Harryhausen knock-off in HD, complete with the incredulous musical variation as a bonus.
Read MoreSchlock (1973) Blu-ray Review: The Dawn of Landis
John Landis’ campy homage to classic monster movies surfaces in High-Definition for a limited time from Turbine Media Group.
Read MoreBruce’s Deadly Fingers (1976) Blu-ray Review: How Low Can You Go?
VCI keeps the memory of Bruceploitation alive and kicking by cloning a German Blu-ray release for this one.
Read MoreThe Chastity Belt (1967) DVD Review: As Uncomfortable As You’d Expect
Tony Curtis and Monica Vitti are more than a bit rusty in this appallingly unfunny Italian sex comedy from the Warner Archive Collection.
Read MoreWuthering Heights (1970) Blu-ray Review: Subtly Mind-Blowing
AIP’s only Gothic romance is just as weird as you’d expect, and can now be seen in High-Definition thanks to Twilight Time.
Read MoreHarry and Walter Go to New York (1976) Blu-ray Review: They Should’ve Stayed Home
Twilight Time brings us the maligned crime caper comedy with James Caan, Elliott Gould, Michael Caine, and Diane Keaton.
Read MoreLeatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) Blu-ray Review: Indie Codependent
The Warner Archive Collection revs up the gas for Jeff Burr’s controversial buzzer.
Read MoreThe Twilight People (1972) Blu-ray Review: The Island of Dr. Romero
John Ashley and Pam Grier highlight this hilariously cheesy slice of Filipino rip-off cinema.
Read MoreCries of Ecstasy, Blows of Death / Invasion of the Love Drones Blu-ray Review: A for Effort
Pop Cinema releases two cool SWV double features, albeit in compressed, condensed form.
Read MoreMy Father the Hero (1994) Blu-ray Review: Gerard Depar-don’t. Please.
Kino Lorber Studio Classics re-releases the awkward, awful remake starring doughy Gérard Depardieu and jailbait Katherine Heigl.
Read MoreThe Teenage Prostitution Racket (1975) Blu-ray Review: Don’t Try This at Home, Kids
Unapologetically sleazy and unintentionally hilarious, another Italian exploitation mess-terpiece arrives in the U.S. from RaroVideo.
Read MoreNight School (1981) Blu-ray Review: Maybe Some of It Will Rub Off on You
The Warner Archive Collection cordially invites you to attend the premiere of Rachel Ward’s slasher movie debut in High-Definition.
Read MoreHack-O-Lantern (1988) Blu-ray Review: Every Night is Halloween
Massacre Video brings us a High-Def release of this cult Satanic Panic ’80s horror oddity.
Read MoreThe Aftermath (1982) Blu-ray Review: A Little Movie with a Long Wake
VCI Entertainment re-releases Steve Barkett’s wild, low-budget post-apocalyptic cult classic co-starring the one and only Sid Haig.
Read MoreThe Violent Years (1956) Blu-ray Review: Ed Wood’s Teenage Girl Gang Terrorists
With everything from original production materials to a bonus feature Ed allegedly worked on, this AGFA/SWV BD is packin’ a lot of Wood.
Read MoreThe Green Slime (1968) Blu-ray Review: Would You Believe It When You’re Dead?
The Warner Archive Collection gives the campy U.S./Japanese cult classic a stellar new HD transfer.
Read MoreThe Illustrated Man (1969) Blu-ray Review: Rod Steiger’s Shorts, Illustrated
The Warner Archive Collection puts an awful lot of effort into an awful Ray Bradbury adaptation.
Read MoreYor, the Hunter from the Future (1983) Blu-ray Review: Still the Man
Mill Creek Entertainment releases Antonio Margheriti’s wild fantasy movie mashup, complete with an all-new commentary by star Reb Brown.
Read MoreThe Sword and the Claw (1982) Blu-ray Review: Witness the Unbelievable
The AGFA returns with a double-billing of ham-fisted fighting flicks which may cause you to question your sanity.
Read MoreProud Mary Movie Review: A Frustratingly Bad Taraji P. Henson Vehicle
Taraji P. Henson does all she can to salvage greatness out of what is a complete snoozer of an action flick.
Read MorePlatoon Leader / Soldier Boyz Blu-ray Review: The Dudikoff Abides
Kino Lorber gives us a double feature offering of two ‘lesser’ Michael Dudikoff actioneers.
Read MoreThe Man Who Died Twice (1958) Blu-ray Review: Um, Is That a Spoiler Alert?
Kino Lorber digs up a beautiful print of a less-than-remembered guilty pleasure B-noir from Republic Pictures.
Read MoreYoung Doctors in Love (1982) Blu-ray Review: Do Not Resuscitate
While the talent may have been fresh, it’s clear no one in Garry Marshall’s soap opera spoof scrubbed up first.
Read More8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997) Blu-ray Review: As Braindead as Its Name Implies
Joe Pesci’s waning career gets ahead of itself in this delightfully dumb film now available in HD from Twilight Time.
Read MoreState Fair (1962) Blu-ray Review: Suppose They Held an Exhibition and Nobody Came?
Jose Ferrer directs Pat Boone, Bobby Darin, and Ann-Margret in an awkward musical remake of a musical remake.
Read MoreTom Sawyer (1973) / Huckleberry Finn (1974) Blu-ray Review: Wild Oates and Foster Kids
Twilight Time proudly proclaims “I’ll be your Huckleberry” with these ’70s Mark Twain musicals from Arthur P. Jacobs and Reader’s Digest.
Read MorePhantasm: 5 Movie DVD Collection Review: The NeverEnding Horror Story
Don Coscarelli’s franchise has always reflected the times. Now, the time has come to repackage and re-release it. Again.
Read MoreThe Mummy (2017) Blu-ray Review: The League of Rather Average Gentlemen
Tom Cruise teams up with visually-impaired paint-by-numbers artist Alex Kurtzman to bring us something as old as ancient Egypt itself.
Read MoreKilling Hasselhoff (2016) DVD Review: The Stoner Comedy of the Year
Ken Jeong and David Hasselhoff cast-off amid a wave of improv comics and washed-up cameos in this vulgar, strangely enjoyable guilty pleasure.
Read MoreThe Creep Behind the Camera / The Creeping Terror Blu-ray Review: Creepshots, Redefined
Synapse Films releases a docudrama about one of cinema’s most inept movies, along with a new 2K scan of the original creature feature.
Read MoreYear of the Comet (1992) Blu-ray Review: It’s Twilight Wine Time
Peter Yates’ unintentionally hilarious adventure tale will make you want to join a wine club and beat him over the head with it.
Read MoreThe Zodiac Killer (1971) Blu-ray Review: Trap Them and Thrill Them
The American Film Genre Archive teams up with Something Weird Video to bring us a quintessential slice of sleazy ’70s exploitation filmmaking, paired with a second, rarely-seen serial killer flick.
Read MoreBlackenstein (1973) Blu-ray Review: Withstanding the Tests of Taste and Time Alike
Severin Films and Vinegar Syndrome team up to bring us a certifiable guilty pleasure, which is probably most famous due to the unsolved murder of its creator.
Read MoreBeyond the Darkness (Buio Omega) Blu-ray Review: She’s a Real Doll
Get stuffed as Severin Films proves a dynamic HD master can make even Joe D’Amato’s most notorious schlocker look sharp and polished.
Read MoreMadhouse (1981) Blu-ray Review: A Film Where No One is Fully Committed
Arrow Video’s recently discharged slasher flick is so lazy, its composer ripped-off his own work.
Read MoreWorld Without End (1956) Blu-ray Review: Make Dystopia Great Again
The Warner Archive Collection travels through time and space to bring us one of cinema’s first ‒ and strangely optimistic ‒ views of a post-apocalyptic future.
Read MoreFrom Hell It Came (1957) Blu-ray Review: This Is More Like “Heaven-Sent”
One of the most amusingly bad drive-in monster movies ever conceived receives a beautiful new HD transfer from the Warner Archive Collection.
Read MoreInquisition (1976) Blu-ray Review: “Let’s Face It, You Can’t Torquemada Anything!”
Spanish horror legend Paul Naschy’s directorial debut gets the full treatment in this shocking, sleazy, and sinful release now available from Mondo Macabro.
Read MoreThe Blood of Fu Manchu / The Castle of Fu Manchu Blu-ray Review: Toppling Towers
The world hears from Christopher Lee’s most infamous character again in Blue Underground’s HD double feature of two cult collaborations from Jesus Franco and Harry Alan Towers.
Read MoreVoodoo Black Exorcist (1974) Blu-ray Review: The Epitome of So Bad, It’s Good
The Film Detective brings us the first widescreen 2K scan of this truly abominable, incoherent ‒ and yet, undeniable entertaining ‒ Euro horror messterpiece. And it’s glorious!
Read MoreThe Girl and the General (1967) DVD Review: All Give Some, None Give All
A shockingly subdued Rod Steiger stars in this Italian-made WWI dramedy from Pasquale Festa Campanile.
Read MoreThe Other Hell (1981) / Dark Waters (1994) Blu-rays Review: Breaking Bad Habits
Cursed convents? Possessed prioresses? Severin Films is having nun of that now!
Read MoreMillionaires in Prison (1940) DVD Review: The Club Fed of the ’40s
The Warner Archive paroles a corny prison yarn featuring Shemp Howard and the voice of Jiminy Cricket as inmates.
Read MoreA Girl in Every Port (1952) DVD Review: Because Chico Needed the Money
Groucho’s last leading role ‒ now available from the Warner Archive ‒ isn’t something you’d bet your life on, but warrants a viewing from devoted Marxists just the same.
Read MoreCathy’s Curse (1977) Blu-ray Review: Still Cursed and Still Curse-Worthy
Canada’s strange ‘Exorcist’ rip-off receives a beautiful restoration thanks to Severin Films.
Read MoreWax Mask (1997) Blu-ray Review: The Steampunk Phantom Terminator of the Wax Museum
Lucio Fulci’s last credited feature feels more like a dry run for Dario Argento’s career slump. And is just as appealing.
Read MoreWon Ton Ton, the Dog Who Saved Hollywood Blu-ray Review: Save Yourself, Dawg
Yes, it’s a dog’s world, but that doesn’t mean you have to live in it.
Read MoreReturn of Kung Fu Trailers of Fury Blu-ray Review: Conceived in Hell, Made in Hong Kong
Severin Films assembles 35 original trailers for some of the most mind-numbing martial arts films ever to escape from the Far East.
Read MoreSeptember Storm (1960) Blu-ray 3D Review: The Stars That Didn’t Steal the Night Away
A forgotten, completely forgettable underwater treasure-hunting flick receives more love than it probably deserves in this fully restored, fully loaded 3D release from Kino Lorber
Read MoreDrive-In Massacre (1976) Blu-ray Review: Well Worth the Price of Admission
Severin Films presents one of the best bad movies ever, fully restored from original elements discovered ‒ naturally ‒ in the remains of a drive-in.
Read MorePanther Girl of the Kongo Blu-ray Review: The Claw Monsters Strike Back
Phyllis Coates and Myron Healey star in the penultimate Republic Pictures serial, which gets a new lease on life from Olive Films.
Read MoreSolace (2015) Blu-ray Review: Quantum of Bollocks
Anthony Hopkins stars in a four-year-old dud based off of a decades-old, rejected sequel to ‘Se7en,’ ineffectively re-written to rip-off the recently revoked ‘Hannibal.’
Read MoreAlfred the Great (1969) DVD Review: Greater Things Have Happened
The Warner Archive Collection presents the home video debut of this legendary box office failure featuring a young Ian McKellen.
Read MoreWhen a Feller Needs a Friend (1932) DVD Review: How About a Break Instead?
The Warner Archive Collection dusts off one of the sappiest, nerve-wracking, Depression-era family melodramas ever made. Enjoy.
Read MoreThe Black Dragon’s Revenge (1975) Blu-ray Review: Bruce Lee Van Clief
Blaxploitation meets Bruceploitation in an utterly shameless, completely inept, no-budget cash-in on the demise of a martial arts master.
Read MoreInferno (2016) Blu-ray Review: Well, It Certainly Is Hellish…
Tom Hanks and Ron Howard reunite for another apocalyptic Dan Brown/Robert Langdon adaptation. But is it a bit too late?
Read MoreBoy, Did I Get a Wrong Number! (1966) Blu-ray Review: Please Hang Up and Try Again
Olive Films releases one of Bob Hope’s legendary flops, which is almost bad enough to be funny.
Read MoreMoby Dick (1930) DVD Review: The Version You Never Thought Possible
For those of you who think they know Dick, the WAC salutes you.
Read MoreThe Search for Weng Weng DVD Review: The Height of the World’s Shortest Star
Filipino cinema’s least-likely leading man was only 2-foot 9-inches tall, but his appeal to cult cinema aficionados is immeasurable.
Read MoreDoc Savage: The Man of Bronze Blu-ray Review: A Hero? Yes. Super? Hell, No.
One of the pulp world’s first heroes makes for one of film world’s worst zeroes.
Read MoreThe Satanist (1968) / Sisters in Leather (1969) Blu-ray Review: Lost and Bound
The spirit of Something Weird Video is alive and as incurably sick as ever with this exciting new sexploitation double-bill from Garagehouse Pictures.
Read MoreCrime or Climb: Tails of Scaling and Failing from the Warner Archive
Sean Connery ascends, George Hamilton pretends, and Don Siegel defends in this trio from the WAC.
Read MoreFrom Horrifying to Horrible: Back in Print from the Warner Archive
From a magnificent assembling of classic horror of the ’30s, to the various sorts of silliness the whole of the ’90s had to offer, these four releases will have you screaming.
Read MoreBurial Ground (1981) Blu-ray Review: Still Smelling of Death After All These Years
Severin Films unburies one of the most notorious titles from the Italian zombie apocalypse of the ’80s, fully restored and just as empty-headed as ever.
Read MoreDaughter of Dracula (1972) Blu-ray Review: Oh, the Horror
Another one of the late Jess Franco’s many bad movies has made its way to Blu-ray. And I have caught up on a lot of sleep. Coincidence?
Read MoreSlugs: The Movie Blu-ray Review: A Marvelously Muddled Mess
One of horror filmdom’s most enjoyable atrocities rises up from the sewers once more in a stellar new HD transfer from Arrow Video.
Read MoreWarcraft Blu-ray Review: In My Entire Life, I Have Never Felt as Much Pain as I Do Now
Devoid of any originality, credibility, or explanation whatsoever, the big-screen adaptation of Blizzard Entertainment’s massively successful strategy game is a giant, predictable bore.
Read MoreThe Horrible Dr. Hichcock (1962) Blu-ray Review: Truth in Advertising?
Twenty-three years after my first attempt at watching it, this Riccardo Freda/Barbara Steele gothic horror movie about a necrophiliac surgeon still can’t raise the dead to save its life.
Read MoreSeven Miles from Alcatraz DVD Review: Prison Breaks for Patriotism
A minor WWII flick about Nazi spies featuring John Banner as the bad guy makes its way to DVD courtesy the Warner Archive Collection.
Read MoreHaunted Honeymoon (1940) / A Fine Pair / Brotherly Love (1970) DVDs Review: Reverse Power Flux Couplings
Three uniquely different looks at the fine art of bad romances arrive on DVD courtesy the Warner Archive Collection.
Read MoreRKO Varieties Triple Feature DVD Review: The Very Definition of Below Paar
Don’t let these innocent looking obscurities from the Warner Archive Collection fool you: the jokes are so bad, they could cause blindness, hemorrhaging, or ‒ if you’re lucky ‒ death.
Read MoreHell Hunters (1986) DVD Review: No Need to Hunt for It, It’s Right Here
An incompetently made West German jungle adventure with Stewart Granger, Candice Daly, George Lazenby, and Maud Adams receives an equally subpar digital debut from Film Chest.
Read MoreAmerican Ninja / American Ninja 2: The Confrontation Blu-rays Review: The Dawn of Dudikoff
Olive Films unleash one of the Cannon Group’s greatest franchises in High-Definition via releases fans are sure to get a high-flying kick out of.
Read MoreCharlie Chan 3-Film Collection DVD Review: Honorable Circle, Now Complete
Confucius say: ‘Last of previously unreleased titles from franchise finally find way to disc. Hell, yes.’
Read MoreDangerous Men Blu-ray Review: Professionally, Thoroughly Terrible
A greater package than the movie itself warrants.
Read MoreAmerican Horror Project, Vol. 1 Blu-ray Review: In One Word, ‘Yes!’
Arrow Video USA’s most ambitious undertaking yet is worth its notable weight in gold.
Read MorePray for Death (1985) Blu-ray Review: More Revenge of the Ninja? Fo’ Sho!
Arrow Video unsheathes yet another B-movie featuring ’80s martial arts icon, Sho Kosugi.
Read MoreThe Bat (1959) / A Bucket of Blood Blu-rays Review: The Film Detective Goes Public (Domain)
A new indie label releases BD-R versions of two late ’50s cult classics.
Read MoreCry of the Hunted / Wind Across the Everglades DVDs Review: Attack of the Swamp Features
Two entirely different ’50s bayou flicks ‒ now available on home video from the Warner Archive Collection ‒ receive a mite good scrutinizin’.
Read MoreThe Brain That Wouldn’t Die Blu-ray Review: The Head of No Class
The decapitated grandparent of grindhouse cinema gets a beautiful HD makeover in this, the definitive release of a true cult classic.
Read MoreTremors 5: Bloodlines Blu-ray Review: There’s Nothing New Under the Ground
Michael Gross returns for another direct-to-video sequel about giant killer worms that, sadly, doesn’t so much as scratch beneath the surface.
Read MoreManos: The Hands of Fate Blu-ray Review: As Close to Perfect as It Will Ever Be
The infamous, long-standing contender of The Worst Movie Ever Made is ready to recruit new followers in this eagerly awaited release from Synapse Films.
Read MoreThe Invisible Monster (1950) Blu-ray Review: What Are They, Nuts?
The very first Saturday matinee cliffhanger serial hits Blu-ray, and it’s THIS? I’ll take it!
Read MoreShowdown in Little Tokyo Blu-ray Review: The Ultimate Guilty Pleasure of the ’90s
“We’re so far outside on this one, it’s not even funny.” Oh, but it is, Dolph. It is.
Read MoreCount Your Blessings (1959) DVD Review: More of a Curse, Really
Deborah Kerr, Rossano Brazzi, and Maurice Chevalier sink in a dreary comedy set across the English Channel.
Read MoreSignpost to Murder DVD Review: Stuart Whitman Goes Loco for Joanne Woodward
The Warner Archive Collection brings us a seldom seen psychological thriller that has trouble finding its own direction.
Read More42nd Street / Ladyhawke / Wolfen Blu-rays Review: The Musical, Magical, and Mythical
The Warner Archive Collection brings us three classic catalogue titles out of the Standard and into the realms of High-Definition.
Read MoreA Newly Widened Screen, Part II: Alibis and Those Who Sympathize
The Warner Archive Collection brings us two more titles from the early days of DVD in widescreen for the first time.
Read MoreThe Maltese Bippy DVD Review: Rowan and Martin Comedy is No ‘Laugh-In’ Matter
The first and only post-fame feature-length film from the classic sketch comedy hosts is a mostly dreadful horror spoof.
Read MoreTwilight Time Presents: Rebellion! Turmoil! Endless Talking!
From the hormonally-charged historical wrongdoings of King Henry VIII to David Mamet’s acclaimed verbal diarrhea, this batch of flicks has all bases covered.
Read MoreContamination (1980) Blu-ray Review: On Earth, Everyone Can Hear You Scream ‘Rip-Off!’
The cycloptic grandpappy of ALIEN clones makes its chest-bursting, worldwide High-Definition Blu-ray debut courtesy Arrow Video.
Read MoreSmokey and the Hotwire Gang DVD Review: Anthony Cardoza Strikes Again!
Witness an unforgettably forgettable failure from one of low budget cinema’s most notable underachievers.
Read MoreArrow in the Dust DVD Review: This is More Like Dust in the Wind
The Warner Archive does its best to preserve a flick where Sterling Hayden punches Lee Van Cleef, and l’il wooden Indian figures are set aflame and thrown off a ledge. And that’s about it.
Read MoreThe Scorpio Letters DVD Review: Amusing Z-Grade Eurospy Fodder
The only thing poisonous about these letters was found in the Nielsen ratings.
Read MoreThe Stranger Collection DVD Review: The Man with No Shame Trilogy
The Warner Archive Collection dusts off a trio of strange spaghetti westerns starring the even stranger Tony Anthony.
Read MoreSolomon and Sheba (1959) Blu-ray Review: A Show with Everything (Including Yul Brynner)
A tale as old as recorded time. The script isn’t that fresh, either.
Read MoreThe Big Shot / Swing Your Lady DVDs Review: A Binary Blast of Bogey
The Warner Archive Collection delivers two entirely different sides of Humphrey Bogart, including the film he perhaps hated making the most.
Read MoreThe Alphabet Murders (1965) DVD Review: Oh, My Aching Little Grey Cells!
Tony Randall makes for one of cinema’s least memorable Hercule Poirots in this dire British spoof of the Agatha Christie novel.
Read MoreGone with the Pope Blu-ray Review: Duke Mitchell’s Unsung Swan Song Finds a Voice
The film that takes the expression “Years in the Making” to a whole new level finally gets a chance to be seen by all.
Read MoreUnbroken (2014) Blu-ray Review: Look, If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It!
Angelina Jolie brings us an all too run-of-the-mill biography of WWII POW Louis Zamperini.
Read MoreExodus: Gods and Kings Blu-ray Review: Cecil B. Diminished
Ridley Scott falls far from the grace of God and anyone who has ever worshiped either of the two.
Read MoreCHiPs: The Complete Third Season DVD Review: Lay Down the Roller Boogie
Finally, the classic cop show we all love to love for all the wrong reasons returns.
Read MoreBorn Reckless (1958) DVD Review: My Long Hard Ride with Mamie Van Doren
A delightfully dumb ditty that is bursting with equestrian euphemisms and great B-grade bombshells.
Read MoreWhite Comanche DVD Review: 40% Cotton, 230% Shatner
The Warner Archive Collection brings us a much-needed improved print of the campy Shatner vs. Shatner Euro western cult classic.
Read MoreThe RKO Brown and Carney Comedy Collection DVD Review: The Lonely Quartet of a Forgotten Duo
Four highlights from the short-lived comic pairing include the final villainous teaming of Bela Lugosi and Lionel Atwill, as well as a newly discovered Robert Mitchum in drag!
Read MoreRatboy (1986) DVD Review: Locke and Load
And to think all it took for us to get rid of Sondra Locke was to let her direct!
Read MorePanic Button (1964) DVD Review: When Mannix Met Mansfield
The Warner Archive Collection releases the rarely-seen comedy that may have inspired a famous Mel Brooks movie.
Read MoreThe Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power Blu-ray Review: “The Search for More Money”
Thoroughly mindless entertainment. Minus the whole “entertainment” part.
Read MoreLeft Behind (2014) Blu-ray Review: Ungodly in Every Sense of the Word
A movie about people who are lost made by people who couldn’t find their asses with both hands and flashlights.
Read MoreWicked, Wicked DVD Review: The Best Bad Gimmick Movie Ever
The first film to have been constructed entirely out of B roll footage finally comes to DVD.
Read MoreThe Killer Shrews DVD Review: A Shrewd Release from Film Chest
Tons of fun, classic monster pics to choose from here.
Read MoreThe Italian Exploitation Invasion: Sex and Death, 1969-2012
From lite BDSM affairs of the late ’60s to bloody splatter flicks of the mid ’80s, here’s a little bit of everything from one of cinema’s most inimitably imitative industries.
Read MoreOh, Sailor Behave DVD Review: Olsen and Johnson Liven a Dud to Death
They don’t make ’em like this anymore. And an entire nation – if not universe – can sleep soundly with that assurance.
Read MoreThe Adventures of the Wilderness Family Triple Feature DVD Review: The Off Grid Trilogy
Those lovable stinkin’ hippies return in a compressed, single-disc/three-feature release for those of you on the cheap.
Read MoreThe Vanishing (1993) Blu-ray Review: So Bad That It Actually Becomes Good
That smudged printing on Jeff Bridges and Kiefer Sutherland’s résumés can be seen in a much clearer light now.
Read MoreAudrey Rose Blu-ray Review: An ‘Exorcist’ for the Neil Simon Crowd
Twilight Time brings vintage horror movie lovers a misaligned tale of reincarnation and possession.
Read MoreNosferatu in Venice (Prince of the Night) DVD Review: When Art Becomes Trash
A rarely seen bad movie becomes even worse thanks to a marred English audio track.
Read MoreGrindhouse Trailer Classics, Volume 1 DVD Review: Seven Years Later…
Indie label Intervision presents American viewers with a collection of classic previews that has been out in the UK for over half of a decade now.
Read MoreFrom Dusk Till Dawn: Season One (2014) Blu-ray Review: Why, God, Why?
Imagine a 108-minute film shamelessly and mercilessly expanded into an unwanted, unnecessary, uncalled-for ten-hour-long series.
Read MoreThe Moonshine War (1970) DVD Review: Early Hicksploitation with an Unlikely Cast
Alan Alda and Patrick McGoohan portray Southerners in this tale from the disgraced director of the television remake of Catch-22.
Read MoreChe! (1969) Blu-ray Review: A Prime Example of ‘What Were They Thinking?’
Omar Sharif as Che Guevara. Jack Palance as Fidel Castro. A match made in bad movie heaven.
Read MoreBeyond Westworld: The Complete Series DVD Review: …Where Everything Went Wrong!
So it’s a television spin-off set between the original film and its sequel, but which wholly ignores them and is set in a weird unannounced alternate reality. Got it.
Read More1948 Film Noir in Review: Three Thrillers from Poverty Row’s Monogram Picture
The Warner Archive Collection unleashes a handful of B film noir tales.
Read MoreThe Warner Archive Presents Alan Ladd, Cinema’s Very Own Napoleon
From way out west to war in the east, a little Ladd goes a long way.
Read MoreNeed for Speed (2014) Blu-ray Review: Bad, Bad, Bad (But with Some Great Car Stunts!)
Finally, a movie for addle-brained adolescents by addle-brained adolescents.
Read MoreBloody Moon / Bloody Birthday / The Baby (1973) Blu-rays Review: Bad, Bizarre, & Bizarrely Beautiful
Severin Films re-releases three outrageous horror classics in High-Def.
Read MoreHigh Barbaree (1947) DVD Review: Van Johnson and June Allyson Drop a Bomb
Recoil in horror as a tale with too many flashbacks literally bores its own co-star to death.
Read MoreThe Biggest Bundle of Them All (1968) DVD Review: Well, Not Really, No
Raquel Welch’s fripples and Edward G. Robinson’s dancing highlight a rather lackluster comical caper.
Read MoreMusical Oddities from the Warner Archive
Two forgotten musicals, a neglected homage, and The Cars, too.
Read MoreWildcat Bus (1940) DVD Review: As Outdated as Public Transportation Itself
Fay Wray highlights this slow-moving ride that’s too proud to ask for direction.
Read MoreA Slight Case of Larceny (1953) DVD Review: Bottom of the Barrel Comedy
The beginning of the end for Mickey Rooney and Eddie Bracken.
Read MoreSky Full of Moon (1952) DVD Review: And a Script Full of Maroons
Notable for being as genuinely dumb as its name implies.
Read MoreBeyond the Poseidon Adventure DVD Review: A Different Kind of Disaster
Still, it’s better than the 2006 remake of the original film!
Read MoreThe Lonely Man (1957) DVD Review: An Equally Lonely Movie
Who’s ready for a little PnP? Perkins and Palance, I mean.
Read MoreThe Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013) Blu-ray Review: A Secret Best Left Untold
Ben Stiller succeeds in launching and then crashing the very same project so many others abandoned or passed-up several times before.
Read MoreMartial Arts Double Feature: Hapkido / Lady Whirlwind (1972) DVD Review: The Return of Angela Mao
Shout! Factory doubles down with a pair of early ’70s chopsocky flicks.
Read MoreSEAL Team 8: Behind Enemy Lines (2014) DVD Review: aka The Dyslexic Subtitle Movie
Tom Sizemore sizes up a comeback in a movie with a confusing title that no one is truly bound to see. The end.
Read MoreIn the Name of the King 3: The Last Mission Blu-ray Review: Why Do I Torture Myself Like This?
Yet another entry from a franchise nobody asked for to begin with.
Read MoreAshanti (1979) Blu-ray Review: The Most Disastrous Disaster of a Non-Disaster Flick
A naked supermodel, bored lead, hammy heavy, and a guest star gettin’ blowed up real good: now THIS is what cinema is all about!
Read MoreKhartoum (1966) / Man in the Dark 3D (1953) / Titus (1999) / Zulu (1964) Blu-rays Review: Twilight Time Gets Serious
The niche HD label unveils a venerable wave of odds and ends.
Read MoreThe Fifth Estate (2013) Blu-ray Review: When Tension Becomes Tedious
(aka ‘The Anti-Social Network’.)
Read MoreJane Eyre (1943) / Oliver! (1968) / The Way We Were (1973) Blu-rays Review: Growing Up Again
From Orson Welles to Oliver Reed and Karl Marx, too.
Read MoreSex Kittens Go to College DVD Review: Oh, Dear God, Please Make It Stop!
What happens when you try too hard to be too hip.
Read MoreMindwarp (1992) / The Other (1972) Blu-rays Review: Happy Halloween from Twilight Time
Everyone’s favorite new niche label is back with two very different seasonal selections.
Read MoreNightmare Honeymoon DVD Review: Can I Get an Annulment Over Here?
The Warner Archive brings us a sleazy, slow-paced rape/revenge thriller with two different versions.
Read MoreKilling Season (2013) Blu-ray Review: More Like Retiring Time
You know it’s bad when even Nicolas Cage drops out.
Read MoreMurder University DVD Review: Cyanide Capsule Sold Separately, Unfortunately
I sat through this whole ungodly atrocity so you don’t have to.
Read MoreHands of a Stranger (1962) DVD Review: Different Take, Same Ol’ Story
The umpteenth film incarnation of “The Hands of Orlac” is a botched operation unto itself.
Read MoreAn American Hippie in Israel Blu-ray Review: The Rocky Hebrew Picture Show
A mind-warping lump of coal that has magically turned into gold.
Read MoreBus Stop (1956) Blu-ray Review: Marilyn Monroe Finally Goes to Acting School
The “too little, too late” spot on the route.
Read MoreIn Old Arizona Blu-ray Review: Proof Not All Classics Are Classic
Tonight, on Racial Stereotype Theater.
Read MoreMan of Steel (2013) Movie Review: A Movie Made Solely to Sell Kiddie Meals
I wish I had Superman’s powers, just so I could spin the world around backwards and turn back time just long enough to prevent this film from being made.
Read MoreTeenage Rebel DVD Review: Without a Clue (or Widescreen)
Who knew Michael Rennie could get down and boogie so well?
Read MoreThe Remarkable Mr. Pennypacker DVD Review: Unremarkable Non-Anamorphic CinemaScope Fluff
With seventeen children in two cities, it’s clear that Mr. Pennypacker has been packing more than pennies.
Read MoreSurf Party (1964) DVD Review: How NOT to Throw a Beach Party
Come on in: the water’s completely and unapologetically tepid!
Read MoreTexas Chainsaw 3D Blu-ray Review: Wither Heatherface?
Yes, it’s good to be bad. But this is much worse.
Read MoreCarnival in Costa Rica DVD Review: An Endless Unfunny Rom-Com Musical
A movie full of Caucasian Ricans and a hero who looks like frickin’ Matthew Lillard.
Read MoreOh, Men! Oh, Women! DVD Review: Oh, Brother!
Typical run-of-the-mill ’50s War of the Sexes fare, notable only for being Tony Randall’s film debut.
Read MoreThe Marriage-Go-Round DVD Review: James Mason, ’60s Swinger at Large!
Lesson learned: don’t punch holes in the lid of the bottle for the lightning to breathe.
Read MorePier Paolo Pasolni’s Trilogy of Life Criterion Collection DVD Review: Make Mine Bunuel
Picaresque neorealism, or artsy-fartsy stuff from a bipolar loon? You decide.
Read MoreRaiders from Beneath the Sea DVD Review: ‘As Far As I’m Concerned, You Stink of Trouble!’
A laughably bad scuba heist drama that never heard the expression “sink or swim.”
Read MoreParental Guidance (2012) Blu-ray Review: Usually, Jokes are Funny – But Hey, Why Kill Time Laughing?
Billy Crystal challenges everything in contemporary society – including the patience of his audience.
Read MorePolice Academy: The Animated Series, Volume One DVD Review: From Caddish to Kiddie
Some things simply will not lay down and suffer a painfully natural death like they should.
Read MoreV/H/S DVD Review: Definitive Proof as to Why Beta Was Better
Not only is it a contemporary SOV flick, but it’s a found footage flick, to boot. Joy, eh?
Read MoreSavages (2012) Blu-ray Review: Oliver Stone Makes a Torture Porn Flick
Guaranteed to give you a bore-gasm.
Read MoreWrong Turn 5: Bloodlines DVD Review: Who Needs Originality When You Have Direct-to-Video?
When is this series going to make a right turn? Oh, ask a silly question…
Read MoreBones: The Complete Seventh Season Blu-ray Review: Enter the Pregnant Lady
There’s really nothing new under the sun here except for some old, brittle, sun-bleached Bones.
Read MoreAlcatraz: The Complete Series Blu-ray Review: More Mysterious Mystical Crap from J.J. Abrams
More fodder for my ever-worsening mental condition.
Read MoreChernobyl Diaries Blu-ray Review: A Radioactive Turd
What may have sounded like an interesting premise on paper ended up as an absolute mess by the time it hit the screen.
Read MoreChillers (1987) DVD Review: Generic Grape Juice Does Not Fine Wine Make
A cheapo horror film gets an equally cheapo DVD release.
Read MoreRevenge: The Complete First Season DVD Review: Very Little Here You Can’t Find in a Daytime Soap Opera
Once again, ABC has taken a routine movie formula and turned it into an overlong TV series.
Read MoreMirror Mirror (2012) Blu-ray Review: Please, Make It Stop!
Julia Roberts delivers yet another god-awful performance in this abysmal comedy.
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